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"Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger" (drbajones) 02/04/2014 at 09:22 • Filed to: npocp, Z4, wtf

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Then look no further than eBay!

Turbo Z4 M... with extras

Tom McParland > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:24

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But it's just a hack-job tuned vehicle with a salvage title and and ECU issue, what could possibly go wrong for 40K?

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:27

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Holes in the bonnet.

Why the fuck.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:27

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Ah yes, the very reputable HORSEPOWERFREAKS.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Tom McParland 02/04/2014 at 09:29

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Plus it can't pass emissions and has sweet go fast holes in the hood. How can it get any better?

puddler > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:30

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someone sucks at washing cars.

Party-vi > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:30

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HPF: So we put the air filter next to the exhaust manifold to draw in cold air, but then we realized we're silly. Any solutions?

Customer: BUZZSAW A FUCKIN' HOLE IN THE HOOD!!!!!

HPF: Ah, ok, but do you want like a screen or filter over it?

Customer: FUCK NAW AND PUT ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HOOD SO IT LOOKS DOPE AS FUCK!!!

Hermann > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:35

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THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST AND LAST BMW Z4 M COUPE IN THE WORLD WITH A TURBO KIT THAT IS MADE BY HPF.

Isnt't that like saying "This might be the only beetle in the world with a Pepsi can and a gas mask acting as a air filter"?

PS9 > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 09:39

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The fuck is this shit? You want $40-fucking-k for this hack job? Why the fuck should I give you $40k for this not working shit-fuck when I can get a decent E60 or E92 for the same money? Why?

Party-vi > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 02/04/2014 at 09:39

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NACA ducts are expensive and they had to get cold air from somewhere.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Party-vi 02/04/2014 at 09:54

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Customer, "What are these orange and red lights on the dash? Does it mean fast?"

HPF, "Well, we're have a software issue..."

Customer, "What's software? Like Windows 3.1?"

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Tom McParland 02/04/2014 at 09:55

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But it has NAV!

Wacko > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 02/04/2014 at 10:00

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speed holes

BJ > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 10:01

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NO PROBLEMS EXCEPT SOME ISSUES WITH POWER THROTTLE

MazdaMonkey > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 10:02

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Man, this HPF turbo kit costs close to 20K!!!

http://www.horsepowerfreaks.com/partdetails/HP…

I bet the guy dropped insane cash for the turbo kit and when he couldn't get it running right, his SO finally said: NO MORE. SELL IT.

What a ridiculous waste of money and a car.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > MazdaMonkey 02/04/2014 at 10:27

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"The HorsepowerFreaks standard kits provide all the electronics and tuning necessary to achieve the sames results."

They need an asterisks in that sentence.

*When wired correctly. With a wiring harness. Not wiring connectors from Home Depot.

OrangeJuice > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 10:50

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" No problems other than everything vital in the car, and the fact that you probably won't be able to stop."

Moxy > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 02/04/2014 at 12:28

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Not seeing the problem. It's possibly one of the only turbo'd z4's!!
Except that the turbo setup fucked the car, and you'll probably need to take it off.....and that will definitely fix the christmas tree on the dashboard.....and the 'power throttle' issue......and the whole 'brake traction' thing.